niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/7322/

last modified 1997-11-30 19:48:40

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arefalloutboybacktogetheryet:

the fuck am i supposed to do with this blog now???

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blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

(via cybersleepover)

babyferaligator:

cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing

(via snorlaxatives)

muslimmilf:

just an 11:11 girl living in an 11:12 world

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poodlepussy:

people who reblog my selfies will get front row seats to my funeral 

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vertabre:

Simon says like me back

(via follower)

muscleluvr2:

perhaps more importantly, why is somebody devoting all their time to a terrible fake corporate blog that exists only to make posts about steak puns

(via bondoge)

rneerkat:

when light reflects on ur phone and u think that u got a message

(via hotstraightboy)

icorly:

*creates 100 fake blogs to reblog my selfies*

(via dirtyalec)

outsetisland:

they came out in a thunderstorm to celebrate a garbage can

(via localteenager)

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

(via yahoodating)